My ideal father

We are all stuck with the same fact. We all cannot choose our parents! Is there anybody who never wished to have different parents or at least to somehow re-model them? Don’t get me wrong, I love my father, I always did. God bless him!
However, if I had the power to turn back time and change a few things, I would model my ideal father with a lot of features taken from Erwin Javor! (Or should I ask my mother first?)
Well, I am very lucky to know and to be a friend of Erwin. If I need help or advice, he is the person to ask first!
Thanks to Erwin I am driving a “Lexus” now! Not because he gave me the money, no, but he inspired me: “This is the deal of the century. Don’t hesitate, buy it!” And I did! Erwin was right, 50% off, great deal, great car!
Thanks to Erwin I live in a beautiful house! Not because he gave me the money, no, but he helped me to get the best bank loan! This gave me the start! I did the rest but I needed his shoulder!
There are so many reasons to say: “hank you Erwin!” Thank you for giving me the chance to store my furniture in Ybbsstrasse for nearly a year! Thank you, and Marcel, for the steel you gave me for my fence!
Apropos, you and Marcel, do you guys remember when you forgot my birthday?! You felt so guilty that you missed congratulating your coach! Then both Javors went shopping...for a present! All those big boxes, packets, bags! The poor shop assistant, you drove her crazy, right?! And now I have the most beautiful sushi set! From A to Z, all about sushi, my favourite meal! Thanks!!
Erwin, what I really like, enjoy and find similar to me in you is your love for reading instruction books and for learning new functions of new gadgets and toys from Mercedes, Mini and Porsche to 5 mega pixels cameras and even better 6, 7 and two 10 mega Leica pixels. You made me laugh when you said, for your trip to the Maldives islands you “need” two Leicas, a light one with 10X zoom and a more solid one with more features and 12X zoom! Indeed, it was a good decision because after you taught the first Leica how to swim, you really needed the second one. To take photos!
Erwin, I am glad that apart from all generations of all iPods and all the gadgets around iPod you finally discovered the Nano and Nike pod. Of all your gadgets and toys those two are probably the best for your health! I hope very soon you will have walked the distance around the equator, if nearly all done in the Prater where the biggest attraction is you! Wearing your Nike jacket, Nike shoes, Nike pants, Frankstahl hat, Nano iPod, Handy, Bose headphones, Polar watch and Polar foot pod, another watch............ did I miss something?
Erwin, I am sorry for just one thing! I am sorry that in our training sessions I made you lift weights much heavier than your suitcases Nicki has to take care of when you travel!
By the way, Erwin, while you are reading this: ”Wer is im Geschäft?!!” I hope you are in your office right now!
Thank you very much, Erwin, and happy birthday!
ALEX ALEXANDROV